Mondays Exist Everywhere Unisex Oversized Classic T-Shirt

You fled the planet. The deadlines followed. Mondays Exist Everywhere sits a burnt-out green alien at his office desk — tie loosened, coffee in hand, crumpled drafts everywhere, laptop glowing, while a UFO abducts somebody luckier outside his window. Navy comic-panel style under big deadpan type, because the 9-to-5 is apparently intergalactic law. For everyone who suspects Monday is a universal conspiracy. Printed DTF on a heavyweight 240 GSM oversized cotton tee with a true drop-shoulder slouch. Unisex fit, designed and printed in India.